Saturday, 28 September 2013

ARE YOU THE MOST HAPPENING GUY OF YOUR GROUP?



Sanjeev- Do you Smoke?
Rajender- No
Sanjeev- Drink?
Rajender- No
Sanjeev- Ever tries Weed?
Rajender- No
Sanjeev- Girlfriend?
Rajender- I don’t want to share my personal life openly.
Sanjeev- That means you don’t have one, right?
Rajender- I already said don’t want to discuss this
Sanjeev- what the hell you are doing on this earth, you don’t smoke, don’t drink, don’t have a girlfriend, you are not the happening person, stand up do something, his is the time, and what are you waiting for?
Rajender- but I love the way I am, if I don’t do such activities than it does not mean that I am not enjoying my life
Sanjeev- Accept the fact Rajender, one day you will be left alone, whole world is doing this way, bring yourself out of that shell where you think you are doing the right thing and the whole world is mad, think man think, go with the flow, walk with the world, time is changing and you still living in 1960s, tell me one thing why we are earning, to enjoy life, right? You can enjoy your life by having alcohol, by having girlfriends in your life.
Rajender- may be what you are saying is right but still I am happy in my own world.
Sanjeev- ok. Don’t you worry, give me a chance to show you the real world, I will take you to a different world which is more happening than your world, be ready at 8 in the evening.
Rajender- but!
Sanjeev- no if, no but, just flow with the wind, it’s the requirement of the time, everyone like the happening people in their life, not the boring one who are lost in their own world, so I will be there at 8.

After that Sanjeev left the place.
8:00 PM in the evening, Sanjeev enters the house and took Rajender to a Pub for clubbing, moment Rajender enters the pub, as it is Friday so the pub was overcrowded with loud music flowing from all the corners, crowd was divided in smaller groups with girls and boys dancing to the tunes of the dj and singing loud, dance floor was full to the capacity and god knows how people were managing to dance on the floor where there was not even the space to breathe maybe that’s the effect of the alcohol, it allows you to forget everything and go with the flow. Rajender look for the space to settle, finally he finds an empty seat to sit, and meanwhile Sanjeev went to bring some alcohol.

Hello
(Rajender heard the voice coming from his behind and he looks back to search for the voice and finds a lean man with two cans of beer in his hand)
Hello
This seat is mine, I reserved the table, my friends are about to come
Rajender- oh so sorry, I could not find any place to sit, so I sit here.
No. It’s ok, you can sit here till the time my friends come, and by the way I am Arian
Rajender-Hello Arian, I am Rajender, thanks for allowing me to sit here.
Arian- So how did you find the place?
Rajender- not at all good, I am here because my friend insist me to accompany him because he wants me to be the most happening person
Arian- ha ha
Rajender- Why are you laughing?
Arian- you will get to know soon, so where are you from?
Rajender- Delhi and you
Arian- I am from Hyderabad, ok so tell me why you want to be the most happening person
Rajender- No, I don’t want to be, my friend thinks I am an outdated model and a little cracked so he wants to repaint my life by adding some colours so as to make it more happening.
Arian- good, your friend really concerns about you.

Suddenly they heard a loud noise and saw some people taking a guy on their shoulders towards the exit gate.
Rajender- what happen to that guy?
Arian- he also wanted to be the most happening guy, so in order to flow with the wind he crossed the limits and was drunk heavily so he started vomiting
Rajender- Eeew, but why he was so drunk?
Arian- it’s not easy to be the most happening guy you know, you need to test your limits, you need to break the boundaries, it’s like the ultimate goal of your life, to be the most happening guy, so when you see that dream than you are ready to do anything.
Rajender- Sarcastic?
Arian- no, otherwise why he would drink so much that he lost all his senses.

In the meantime Sanjeev comes up with pint of beers  
Arian- so he is your friend?
Rajender- yes, Sanjeev he is Arian
Sanjeev- Hello Arian
Arian- Hello Sanjeev, you want to sit?
Sanjeev- no, I want to go on the floor to dance, come Rajender lets hit the floor
Rajender- No, I m comfortable here, you go and enjoy
Sanjeev- Rajender don’t act like a old man, come let’s party, you can find some hot chick there and you never know you will find the opportunity of your life, you know what I mean
Rajender- but they all are drunk Sanjeev, I don’t want to take advantage of any woman, my conscious won’t allow me to do that
Sanjeev- grand salute to the most honest guy on this earth, but this is an opportunity man, they all are drunk and no one will know anything, now join me
Rajender- no Sanjeev, I don’t want to go, you go, don’t insist
After that Sanjeev moves towards the dance floor holding the bottle of beer
Rajender- sorry for the shit that my friend was talking about the woman
Arian- no, it’s ok, most happening man think in the same way, it’s perfectly fine, do you know what makes a happening man a happening man?
Rajender-no? What it is
Arian- it’s the show off, that’s why they always wanted to be around woman, it’s the feeling that they get that every woman needs them and attracted towards them which makes them the most happening guy, most of them search for the opportunity which they find here, it’s the false feeling that cigarettes, alcohol or the woman makes them the most happening guy, look around you, everyone is so drunk that they don’t even know what they are doing but tomorrow when they will reach their colleges or the offices they will narrate the story to their friends about how happening was the last night and how many glass of alcohol they enjoyed with different woman, this will give them the feeling that they are the most happening guys. Some of them are so eager to take every advantage, they are like search dogs, their eyes are searching for the right opportunity and this will give them the feeling that they have actually earned this opportunity. How all this makes you a happening guy?
Rajender- but everyone is doing the same
Arian- oh, they all are hypocrites, the moment you will say anything against them they will start giving lectures on modernisation, told you na all this gave them the feeling that they are ultra modern, this gives them the feeling that they are demanded everywhere. Just tell me one thing, Are you allowed to do everything in the name of modernisation? Men have forgotten to respect woman, on the other hand women are no longer behind, and they also want to prove that they are the women of 21st century, modern women with high thinking.
Rajender- I don’t have any answer for this, on one hand my friend says I am not doing what everyone is doing, on the other you are saying exactly opposite of that.
Suddenly Rajender and Arian found some men beating a guy, Arian asked the waiter about the incidence
Waiter- someone tried to cross the limits and then the woman retaliate to the actions of the guy so the things got out of hand and everyone started beating that guy. To the horror of Rajender he finds that the guy was Sanjeev, security was taking him out of the pub. After seeing this Arian started laughing and said can you see the “MOST HAPPENING GUY?”
Don’t worry I will drop you to your guest house, but don’t try to be the most happening guy, don’t try to run, show to the world who you are instead of showing what you are not, respect women, understand your responsibilities, enjoy life but not for proving something, enjoy life the way you want to be instead of the way that other’s wanted to be, follow your heart. If the false feeling that you are the most happening guy of your group gives you happiness than go for it, it’s your life, live the way you want to live but also respect others

After that both left the pub.

                                                                                                                        J.P.Singh
                                                                                                                        Bless All